ode to Doping

Wish I could take credit for this rant, but Anne says it far better than I could:


All right,
Let's just get it all out.
Everybody shoot up, transfuse your blood, steroid your self silly. Come out
and peddle till your brains and heart explode and VS will film the whole
thing! Their ratings will double, triple ...exponentially with all the blown
up dead bodies along the road. The drunk naked fans can run off with the
bikes and dogs will once again be safe. All the dopers will kill themselves and
next year, you and I will be the only ones left to ride.